BUBBLE TEA GAMES PRESENTS
IN A CITY WHERE THE MAFIA RULES AND THE ECONOMY IS BACKWATER YOU MUST FIND A WAY
You find yourself in Taipei, surrounded by demon children. You sing, dance, and throw sticky balls to fend them off until the clock strikes 9 p.m. Then you scurry off to Family Mart to grab a Bar Beer.
As you sit near the rain-covered window contemplating suicide methods, a black Mercedes AMG pulls up. Out steps a black-suited young man with neck tattoos. His girlfriend rolls down the window to remind him she wants a pack of Harvest cigars. She's clearly a model.
You look down to avoid eye contact and see your blue IKEA bag full of children's games nestled between your Crocs. The contrast between you and this man could not be more clear in this moment. He's a winner. You're a loser.
At this point you realize that you cannot continue life on this path... No longer will you spend your days throwing sticky balls and your nights commiserating with betas on R/Taiwan. No longer will you watch in envy as your Taiwanese coworkers cash checks from their parents to study abroad. And no longer will you settle for fat girls on Tinder that Taiwanese don't guys want. You will become a Taipei Dragon.
A Taipei Dragon has status, respect, and piles cold hard NTD. He knows the city like the back of his hand, and scowers every ally for an opportunity He's versed in Taiwanese culture, especially the underground mafia-run economy that's the real economic backbone of Taiwan. And he of knows all the clever ways for foreigners to evade red tape and passive-aggressive racism to actually to earn a buck in this backwater city of chaos.
This site gives you the ideas and tools to make it big in Taipei.